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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.
THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS
Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.
Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.
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Steve signs, clumsy and awkward, hello Tony, how are you doing today, and Tony’s eyes light up.
His hands start to move, fast before remembering Steve’s a beginner and slowing down. Steve watches intently, catches most of the sentence and assumes Tony has asked him when he learned to speak sign language.
"Um," Steve says, and spells out on his hands, done lessons for a week, hoping to get better, and even manages to remember the sign for ‘better’ and signs the word instead of spelling it painstakingly on his fingers.
Tony laughs, starts signing and then stops and gives Steve a thumbs up.
Steve does it back, feeling like a doofus, and then takes a deep breath, signing the words that he made Bucky show him over a dozen times: would you like to go out sometime.
He gets a brilliant grin and a nod in reply.
A week later, Steve spells out can I kiss you and Tony signs of course, I’ve been waiting for you to ask, and then something Steve finds out later means ‘idiot.’
Two years later, Steve signs, I do.
Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)
And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.